jayjay022:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

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rattygrantaire:

jumalauta

rattygrantaire:

jumalauta

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

every disaster movie ever

  • scientist: don't do that
  • military official: lol
  • ❤ - I wanna be your girlfriend/boyfriend
  • ♋ - I wanna fuck you
  • ❣ - I wanna go out with you
  • ♡ - I think you're cute
  • ✌ - I think you're awesome
  • ☠ - I think you're crazy
  • ✘ - I don't like you
  • ☢ - I hate you
  • ★ - I think you're funny
  • ツ - I wish we could be friends
  • ∞ - I wanna marry you
  • ✿ - I stalk you
  • 웃 - do me a baby!
  • ✆- Call Me
  • ✉- Write Me
  • ✵- I Likes You
  • ✲- (insert poop joke here)
  • ✳- Be Mine
  • ❣- I want to be with you forever
  • ❂- Your atomic!
  • ➑- Your lucky!
  • ♛- I, I will be king
  • ♚- And you, you will be queen
  • ☣- I hope you catch leprosy
  • ❧ - I'm going to punch you in your privates
  • ❦- I want to kick your face
  • ☾- Let's make out
  • ☽- I want to feel you up
  • ✖- Let's start a war
  • ₪ - Let's start a nuclear war
  • ♔- I wish you were a porpoise
  • ♕- I will tapdance on your grave when your dead
  • ✍- [insert your own comment here]
officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between